January 2012
3 tags
1 tag
srcpostsecret:
Ever since I found out you supported Ron Paul, you became 60 times douchier.
1 tag
2 tags
excuse me while i vomit
1 tag
okay
before i was like “what’s everyone talking about gwen doesn’t get her boobs out that often”
but then season 2 and
sunset-in-my-veins asked: 92, 93, 97
2 tags
Merlin: “Everything I do is for [Arthur], and he just thinks I’m an idiot.”
2 tags
Gaius: Sire, about the situation at hand
Uther: No you're wrong I'm right
Gaius: But sire, do you remember that time I was right about—
Uther: Yes
Gaius: And that other time
Uther: Yes
Gaius: And those fifty other times I warned you and was right
Uther: Yes
Gaius: Perhaps I am also right this time
Uther: No you're wrong I'm right I am always right go away
1 tag
ask.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
2 tags
2 tags
Ugh so “Creativity and the Unconscious” was so much better today. Like, a fourth of the level of pretentiousness that was there on Tuesday. I feel a lot better about the class now. I was worried it wasn’t going to be to my tastes. I think it really helped to ground our discussion in our readings on Freud, as opposed to spouting freeform bullshit.
5 tags
1 tag
justjasper:
why can’t i get paid for writing smut all day
This Means War
A movie that is LITERALLY about men fighting over a woman.
Welcome to 2012.
ATTN
unlubricated-anal-sex:
mcgoats:
fuck pants
pants oppress me
fight the pantriarchy
My favourite part about the internet is that most of us are one-name divas.
Oh my god. In my new intermediate Chinese text book, in the narrative text of the first chapter: “While passing through customs, I felt a little worried because I had brought some Playboys to give to my Chinese friends.”
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
……………..since when is five commercial breaks considered “limited commercial interruption”
1 tag
4 tags
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
Merlin’s mom: “[Arthur] must care for you a great deal… He’s here for you.”
They’re boyfriends and everyone knows it.
2 tags
1 tag
Merlin Drinking Game ie; how to get smashed fast
hermionegrangerandarocketship:
shutupmerlin:
Drink every time Morgana smirks evilly
Drink when Merlin and Arthur would have sex if this was taking place in a fan fiction
Drink when Merlin saves Arthurs life by blatantly using magic and Arthur doesn’t see
Drink every time Uther glowers
Drink every time you want to have sex with Bradley James
Drink every time you want to lick Colin’s...
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
These compounds are given the Sanskrit name of dvandva compounds or are sometimes termed copulative compounds.
war + orgasm —> wargasm
Linguistics textbooks are the very best textbooks. This is incontrovertible fact.
2 tags
Anyone: Your Highness, about the prisoner. Is it absolutely necessary—?
Uther: Burn them. Magic is evil.
Anyone: But they didn't hurt anyone.
Uther: Burn them.
Anyone: They were only—
Uther: Burn them.
Anyone: But—
Uther: Burn them.
Anyone: B—
Uther: Burn. Them.
2 tags
unlubricated-anal-sex:
absurdreasoning:
vote barack obama for most fuckable president 2012
a m e n
2 tags
Occasionally I remember that my url has “troll” in it and wonder if people ever think I’m yet another creepy denizen of the internet who needs to learn how to troll harder.
“Pfff the first rule of trolling is not to let anyone know you’re a troll everyone knows that”
An overview of my classes:
Topics in Syntax and Morphology. Should be lots of fun; great professor and likable classmates.
Creativity and the Unconscious. The most pretentious classroom environment I have ever so much as glanced at.
Choreography. Should also be fun. I’m not big on choreographing, but I like to dance, so.
Chinese. I have more time to dedicate to it this semester so it...
2 tags
“Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...”
– Anneli Rufus (via grumpyoldgranny)
1 tag
“I long to hear your screams.” >leaves room, goes out of earshot
Plan to take over the kingdom: >new court physician >next day, king is dead >so subtle no one will know
This fucking show.
Help me prove this to my friend. Reblog if you...
#where is my decent person cookie #where
1 tag
2 tags
“Gee, there’s a giant hippogriff attacking Camelot, do you think we should use bows, slings, spears, and other projectile weapons against this flying menace?”
“Nah, let’s just use swords and hope it lands sometime.”
1 tag
TFIOS spoilers I guess
I was really glad it didn’t end with Hazel’s death. The only other time I read a ~cancer book~, it did end with the main character’s death and I wanted to not have that with TFIOS. So.
eatoncrow replied to your post: Can someone who has read the Sherlock Holmes canon…
Oh dang that’s way out of order. I don’t remember the actual order, though, because my big collection is in Ireland :’D
Pffff big help you are :<
I guess I will try publication order, then, and listen to Memoirs and Return next.
2 tags
Can someone who has read the Sherlock Holmes canon please recommend an optimal reading order? So far I’ve read (via audiobook) A Study in Scarlet, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, and The Sign of the Four. I have yet to read the last novel and all of the other short story collections.
1 tag
Under the "Further Reading" section on the...
Redmond, Christopher (1987) In Bed with Sherlock Holmes: Sexual Elements in Conan Doyle’s Stories
All of the racism, sexism, classism, et al in Sherlock makes me sad. Perils of reading turn of the century British literature, I suppose.
1 tag
sometimes i worry about the progression of my own personal character arc
#I think I would have stopped watching my show a long time ago
1 tag
privilegetoloveyou replied to your post: Merlin thoughts. This show is awful. I am not…
it’s legit four seasons of that. i stuck around solely for the bradley james eye candy/gwen’s boobs.
oh lord.