February 2012
sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post:…
Chew gum or something. Gum doesn’t give you cancer
Ahah, I mean, it’s not like I was planning on starting a habit. I sort of just want to try it out. But not really. I’m going to bed now. <3
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sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post:…
WE THEN, DON’T SMOKE
FINE
BE THAT WAY
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sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post:…
You just point, for godssake. “THOSE ONES THERE”
Joseph Mohr does not “just point.”
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sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: Important…
meh. You have a car. Don’t they have liquor stores in Massachusetts?
That conversation
Me: I’d like a pack of cigarettes and a lighter Clerk: What kind Me: Idk, what kinds are there? Clerk: …did you just turn 18 Me: Clerk: Me: Clerk: Me: Just give me whatever’s cheapest okay
sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: Important question: Can you order cigarettes…
amazon.com/s/ref=n…
tobacco-free cigarettes, apparently, yes
Important question: Can you order cigarettes online?
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“Once the dildos catch on fire, things tend to deteriorate from there.”
– Katie
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sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: You know how you’re actually perfect?? I love you
You’re both pretty damn perfect
This is true
and you
we three bros were separated at an extended and what I imagine to be a fairly exhausting birth on the part of our parents
and then tumblr brought us together again
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laughinghieroglyphic:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had...
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Anonymous asked: Dear lord I think I’m in love...
twelvefootmountaintroll:
Me too, anon. Me too.
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whatfreshhellisthis asked: You know how you're actually perfect??
I love you <3<3
I love you <3<3
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whatfreshhellisthis:
twelvefootmountaintroll replied to your post: holy shit you put on your makeup BEAUTIFULLY and you’re really beautiful and just get a modeling contract NOW, GODDAMMIT
YOUR HEIGHT JUST MEANS YOUR GORGEOUSITY AND BAMFNESS ARE MORE CONCENTRATED. Essence du fabulous.
LXIBHLSCGKUGCKSXUKCGSJCHGSGCSUC
Joe
you don’t even UNDERSTAND I nearly woke everyone up with this scream
...
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askmeagaintomorrow replied to your post: philip-thenickel replied to your post: I just…
your tags are brilliant
as always, amirite
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philip-thenickel replied to your post: I just wanted to tell you that I really love your blog and I think you’re super cool. We have good conversations on tumblr. :)
Oh my god that gif is the best of all gifs. I don’t even have words for how much it is the best.
There’s also this one:
I think I got them both from lgbtlaughs a long time ago? Idk. But yeah, they’re both my...
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philip-thenickel asked: I just wanted to tell you that I really love your blog and I think you're super cool. We have good conversations on tumblr. :)
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Dear personality tests: There is a difference between being emotional and being emotive. I’m moderately emotional. I’m minimally emotive.
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I took a music preference survey. On a scale of 1-10, I gave all 40 songs a 5 or less.
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eatoncrow replied to your post: I’m areligious, aspiritual, and allergic to…
I’m allergic to Christianity, too, but generally positive towards literally every other religion that isn’t Scientology? It’s weird.
I’m the same if you change “positive” to “neutral.” I mean, I have a lot of atheist/secularist thoughts about religion in general, but Christianity is...
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I’m areligious, aspiritual, and allergic to Christianity. So there’s that.
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whatfreshhellisthis:
aynrandcommune:
antistellar:
asourashesturntodust:
hellokittyharpoon:
it frightens me how many people are supporting that dad for emotionally abusing his daughter
It frightens me more that PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE
you don’t know what words mean do you
get the fuck out with that fuck shit
OH HE TOOK HER COMPUTER AWAY EMOTIONAL ABUSE SHE...
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Things I do on the regular:
read halfway through a fic
get frustrated with bad writing/characterization/etc
close the tab
pout for a couple minutes
reopen the tab and finish reading
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What “freedom of religion” means: In the US, people have the right to subscribe to any faith they choose and participate in any faith’s practices insofar as they do not impinge on others’ rights and freedoms.
What people in the US* think “freedom of religion” means: Anything that goes against my faith’s practices or beliefs should be illegal. Laws...
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I slept for over twelve hours last night
…I don’t even know
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Anonymous asked: You are a pink Viking prince who...
loverwife:
You are a very large punk who likes to hold monster cocks.
lkjashdflkjshdf;lasdkfjhaslkjdhfalskdjfhasdfohmyGod.
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PSA: I do not make a habit of talking to or being around people I don’t like.
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criminal minds 7x13 snake eyes with better characterization:
garcia: what’s going on why are you here morgan: you asked me to come over ‘cause you had too much to drink and i slept on the couch garcia: oh right. thanks, you’re the best.
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Listening to Evanescence just isn’t the same as it used to be. I guess I’m not an angsty pubertal teen anymore. (I’m more of a depressive late-adolescence teen.) There are still songs that catch my ear, but some of them it’s like “Amy Lee please seek therapy and stop bothering me with your problems.” I didn’t even download any of their new album when it...
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At one point, Amy and I decided to rename “cock tease” to “cock troll.” (Alternatively “poon troll,” depending on preference.)
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philip-thenickel:
twelvefootmountaintroll:
philip-thenickel replied to your post: philip-thenickel replied to your post: Finished…
That’s awesome. I’m not quite on track, but I also wasn’t expecting to be… I fully expect to be behind at commencement and spend the summer catching up. What with my thesis and all.
Yeah, that was my plan for last year, too. And then I didn’t catch up during the...
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philip-thenickel replied to your post: philip-thenickel replied to your post: Finished…
That’s awesome. I’m not quite on track, but I also wasn’t expecting to be… I fully expect to be behind at commencement and spend the summer catching up. What with my thesis and all.
Yeah, that was my plan for last year, too. And then I didn’t catch up during the summer. #welp
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philip-thenickel replied to your post: Finished The Graveyard Book. Feelings. I’ve read…
I’m doing 52 books this year too! :)
Two years ago I decided that a book a week is totally reasonable and that I would read at least 52 books every year for the rest of my life. I read 70-some (I think) the first year and only ~20 last year. But I’m on track for this year so this is encouraging.
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Me: Look at that hunk of man.
Eli: I thought it was David Bowie.
Me: ...Look at that thin slice of androgyny!
eatoncrow replied to your post: Finished The Graveyard Book. Feelings. I’ve read…
Ahaha my copy of The Graveyard Book (SIGNED) came in the mail today. :3 Mum sent it over from Ireland. It’s a good book!!
Braggart. :P sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post: Finished The Graveyard Book. Feelings. I’ve read…
Feelings, indeed
Neil Gaiman: Master of bittersweet endings.
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i don't know, you guys.
ccccatwoman:
i can go from this:
to this:
in a span of hours
idek
just add sugar
Finished The Graveyard Book. Feelings.
I’ve read six books this year so far, which means I’m precisely on schedule for my 52/year goal.