January 2012
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December 2011
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I estimate that I read a million words of fanfiction this year.
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I just had a dream with the perfect plot and I was going to write it down and flesh it out into a story
and then I forgot too much of it to be able to piece it together
lolsob
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God tumblr
I already told you I’d uninstall missing e
leave me alone
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George: no don’t touch me i hate you George: let me into your lap and scratch my ears and rub my neck and massage me
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thisgingersnapsback:
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Why. is. it. always. so. bloody. difficult. with. you.” e muttered furiously, punctuating each word with a kiss. “Why can’t you just accept this, accept us?”
Tumblr groaned, eyes shut and the familiar arousal spiking at the feel of e’s skin on his. It wasn’t right, it wasn’t, but he couldn’t deny that something in him, some missing part woke up...
I nearly started cackling when Holmes made some reference to Watson gaining weight because of “Mary’s muffin.” But it would have been super awkward as no one else laughed and my parents were sitting on either side of me.
I knew it was going to be bad when I nearly started crying at a Google advertisement. But anyway. Just saw Sherlock Holmes 2. It was extremely gay. That’s pretty much it.
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Davidkarp used SPLASH TUMBLR USERS WITH PETTY THREATS AND PLEAS! But nothing happened!
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"Hi, we've noticed you're trying to make our site...
whatfreshhellisthis:
Charlie clicks: uninstall -> done
Does not uninstall Missing e
~~~Rebel~~~
Thoughts while fandoming: Do magical folk in, like, China also use Dog-Latinate spell incantations? Do Deaf magical folk sign their spells or use nonverbal magic?
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http://hd-holidays.livejournal.com/222391.html#cutid1
(nsfw)
i
can’t
breathe
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When I was little I called one of my uncles “Uncle Aardvark.”
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srcpostsecret:
Simon’s Rock, for all its virtues, is a study in psychosis.
december 29, 2011
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“That’s why she’s not here, he thought. She could not have been born gray. Her color, her color of brown, was an essential part of her, not an accident. Her anger, timidity, brashness, gentleness, all were elements of her mixed being, her mixed nature, dark and clear right through, like Baltic amber. She could not exist in the gray people’s world. She could not have been...
Finished The Lathe of Heaven
not sure what to think
I liked it, though
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This is my 11,000th post.
Here’s to eleven thousand moments of my life I will never get back.
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http://www.dragfactory.com/products/Knee_High_Lace_Up_Platform_Boots-5-11.html
get in my life
look they are totally his boots aoeifajpeofiejapoifh
theboywiththepapercrown:
twelvefootmountaintroll:
can someone please find me a pair of frank-n-furter heels to buy online please and thank you
I would recommend getting a basic pair of black pumps/heels and then painting/bedazzling them as you see fit if you’re serious about this.
Have some links
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can someone please find me a pair of frank-n-furter heels to buy online please and thank you
theboywiththepapercrown replied to your post: theboywiththepapercrown replied to your post: you…
Fffffffffffffffff, sadly my shoes will not fit you. :C
:’(
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theboywiththepapercrown replied to your post: you guys have no idea if i were at home and…
can I have a p.o. box or smthng because I have too many pairs and I can mail you some because YES
:< will they fit me though? i wear men’s size 9.5/10
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you guys have no idea
if i were at home
and owned a pair of heels
those pictures would be in the making right now
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Hello, fellow white people!
justjasper:
stfuconfederates:
This is going to be raw and merciless. I am, in all seriousness, warning you. If you identify as transable or transethnic, unfollow, stop reading, walk away. You’ll notice that I prefaced this as pertaining to white people.
So, you believe you’re transethnic? Cool. Here’s what’s wrong with that.
Essentially, you’re a white person who wants to say the N-word....
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You guys are giving me a headache from all this giddiness
(it’s sort of okay though. it’s giddiness from love and happiness and blushing and giddiness is my favorite emotion)
peayeahknow replied to your post: peayeahknow replied to your post: When did “inbox”…
oh. odd
http://peayeahknow.tumblr.com/post/14922398799/waerlogas-its-the-holiday-season-so-i-feel
“If you would like to see better pictures, inbox me.”
peayeahknow replied to your post: When did “inbox” become a verb?
what would the usage be?
As in telling people to “inbox you” when you want them to send you a message to your ask box.
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whatfreshhellisthis replied to your post: YOUR FACE IS SO SEXY I JUST FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE, JERKOFF GOD NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S FURNITURE
itsajizzjoke…asinsittingdown…makingamess… ahahahIamdisgusting
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whatfreshhellisthis asked: YOUR FACE IS SO SEXY I JUST
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE MY GOD
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE, JERKOFF
GOD
NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S FURNITURE
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE MY GOD
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE, JERKOFF
GOD
NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S FURNITURE
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sassystraightfriend replied to your post: Oh my /god/ Does anyone remember that kid’s…
I loved that shit.
morbles replied to your post: Oh my /god/ Does anyone remember that kid’s…
OH MY GOD, YES. I loved that show so much.
ME TOO. I hadn’t thought about it for years. But my uncle took out this movie about Benjamin Franklin and I had this image of a cartoon BF and I was like,...
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whatfreshhellisthis:
lovebelikeawhirlwind:
So now people with actual psychosomatic disorders that have been documented and accounted for by professionals, like your humble narrator, will get to feel even more shame because somebody in a moment of infinite wisdom came up with the idea that ‘transabled’ was a thing and now the internet will never forget it.
Let me just tell you, if you want to...
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If anyone ever needs a shining example of male-privileged self assurance, I will introduce you to my uncle. I was talking to him about how the young average age of Simon’s Rock students doesn’t make them (us) any more prone to homesickness/dropping out/whatever than other students, and he was just like, “I’m afraid I have to disagree.” Um. You don’t know a...