So instead of suffering through this show, I will instead be watching with the intention of making everything as lewd as possible and blogging about it. I call it “lascivious liveblogging.”

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• Oh Arthur braced over the fireplace like that you’re just begging for a spanking
• That awkward moment when Merlin is having a sex dream about the prince and starts moaning his name out loud
• That was the worst fight scene ever, Arthur. You must be distracted by worried thoughts about your boyfriend.
• “Faster. Go faster.” That wasn’t a drug-induced sex dream, you say, Merlin? Riiiiight.
• “I’m glad you’re back,” says Morgana, grateful to have her beard back so she can continue her secret relationship with her maid.