This is a letter I put in the WBC’s ask box. It was crafted with loving care, so please don’t judge me too harshly. I can’t help the way I feel. ;~;
Dear WBC,
I apologize for my being so direct, but my passion burns too bright for me to hold myself back. I am just going to come out and say it: I want your cock deep inside me.
Now, before you accuse me of being a goddamned homosexual, I want you to know that I don’t identify as a man, so it’s not technically gay. Besides, it’s not fornication if god doesn’t see. ;)
Please respond with a time and place we can meet to have furious anal sex. I ache to hold you in my arms.
xoxo
Joe, you’re amazing. WIN!
JOE THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND I DO LOVE YOU SO