Words Related to Breathing

srcpostsecret:

Ever since I found out you supported Ron Paul, you became 60 times douchier.

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I secretly love the word ‘ergo.’ But I can never use it without sounding irresistible.


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sunset-in-my-veins replied to your post:When I got lunchables I would always get the…

I LIKE BIG PEEN

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*Yes, I am an introvert. Yes, I hate people.
No, those facts are not related in any way. 

Source:yes-butno

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Listen up lovelies and darlings

wearewestborobaptistchurch:

Westboro will be back on Tumblr—we are taking a short break.
Gods work is not done here; it’s still full of hate and ignorance.

I can safely assure you most of you are on the road to fabulosity right now. God hates corduroy. God hates signs.
Goodnight.

WBC 


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ineedahungarianhorntail:

huh. except for the glasses, bisexual, atheist, and blond… XD

honey, Joe is taken :P

Source:queersecrets

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catwoman-:

god

my life basically goes like this:

  • sex sex
  • sex
  • tumblr
  • tumblr
  • tumblr sex
  • sex
  • sex
  • food
  • cereal
  • food
  • sex
  • sex
  • tumblr
  • sex
  • school
  • sex
  • Pokemon
  • sex
  • sex tumblr
  • food

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Reblog if you’ve ever called someone fat.

ineedahungarianhorntail:

or ugly
or stupid
or a whore
or a hoe
or a slut

or useless
or a waste of space
or a loser
or a bitch

or not good enough.

so sad that over 78,000 84,000 90,000 people have reblogged this

Judgmental people. 

I’m pretty sure there isn’t a single person anywhere that hasn’t been made fun of in some fashion. It’s human nature to judge. It’s everythings’ nature to judge. I’d go into it further but I’m tired and I’m going to bed.


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ineedahungarianhorntail:

withoutbrotherhoodwearenothing:

and now we’re all trying to have a childhood.

Huh. I thought the problem was that we think our problems are exclusive to our generation.

Source:this--too--shall--pass

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sunset-in-my-veins:

chellychellz:

very interesting

 If Caroline is size 16, I’m fucking the Queen of England

I’m a 16/18 and sure as hell don’t look like that naked

If I had to guess, I’d say Anna is actually size 8, Tille is size 4, and Caroline is size 10 or 12

But then again, size doesn’t matter, so why am I giving a fuck?

Source:inkedskinandgin

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oftentimes i have no gender at all.


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younopoo:

Full name: Harry James Potter
Gender: Male
Age: Sixteen, nearly seventeen. 
Birth date: July 31st
Place of birth: Godric’s Hollow.
Current place of residence: 3, Privet Drive. Surrey, England.
Heritage: English
Siblings: None.
Parents: James and Lily Potter.
Religious/Spiritual affiliation: None really.
Pets: I’ve got an owl named Hedwig.
Marital status: Desperately in love with Draco Malfoy. 
Sexual orientation: Straight…ish.
Tattoos/piercings: Well, do scars count? I’ve got one on my forehead. And one on my hand.
Glasses: Clearly.
PC or Mac:  PC.
Mobile phone: Er, what type? I’ve got a really crappy one.
Do you believe in ghosts? Most of them are quite nice.
Do you believe in UFOs?No, not really. Dudley does, though. It’s good fun to scar the hell out of him by throwing a frisbee in front of his window.
Abortion: No comment.
Gay marriage: Pro.
Where have you traveled? Not many places yet.
Where else can you be found on the internet? http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000863690648
http://theharrypotter.tumblr.com

Right, ‘bye.

Source:younopoo

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dftbawkward:

thedailywhat:

This x That:

Know This:

  • How to watch the World Cup live online.

Read This:

  • Slate: Why doesn’t the new Karate Kid do karate?
  • Technotise: What the hell is it and why is Hollywood spending millions to remake it?

Look At This:

  • “Papervore” shredder/coffee table mashup from Voos Furniture.

The Other:

Distressing picture is distressing. :(

That said: FOUR FOR YOU ICELAND YOU GO ICELAND! :D

^

Source:thedailywhat

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